英语三人短剧--搞笑

英语三人短剧--搞笑（精选7篇）

1.英语三人短剧--搞笑 篇一

焦仲卿johnny(j for short)刘兰芝lunch(l for short)焦母johnny’s mother(jm for short)刘母lunch’s mother(lm for short)太守之子mayor’s son(ms for short)强盗burglars(a b and c)prologue 序幕

(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong.译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!译：我才不怕你呢！

(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom!my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighborhood.she is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.all this i do not care.i only want her to be tenderer than me.but she is not!having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)my god!who can help me?(下)译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？ act1 第一幕

(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)jm(拄拐棍上):i can!(对门内)lunch!lunch!where are you? l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here!what’s up，mum? jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?

jm:since you married my son you have behaved so badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy…… l:but……

jm:never interrupt me!l:never interrupt me!since i married your son, that terrible johnny, i have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing.i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……

jm: but all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh, you want a grandson, don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son.i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)act2(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)l: mum, i’m back!

lm: you are back?why? what happened? l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see!i have already told you!when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly, stupid and poor, but you did not listen to me.look at yourself…… l: but, mum…… lm: never interrupt me!l: mum, i’m not interrupting you.i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? And i’ll marry whomever you want me to.lm(大喜): nice girl!just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said, “if your daughter haven’t been married, i really really want to marry her!” now you are free again, i ’ll go and tell him.(下)l(惊愕): what? the mayor’s son? the most famous playboy in the neighborhood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(边走边道): lunch!lunch!where are my socks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下)er!how smelly!they are still dirty!(突然想起)lunch has gone!i have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh, i’m so hungry!but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)this is what lunch always wears!i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.jm(上): where’s my breakfast? where’s lunch? hasn’t she got up yet? j: mum, can’t you remember? lunch has gone!jm(沉吟片刻): well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is useless.lunch is a nice girl, go and take her back!j(立正敬礼): yes madam!act4(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)a: hey you!stop and listen to us!the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)b: and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)c: if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)ab&c: give us all your money!j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)a: what bad luck!this guy is broken!b: if we cannot rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!c: i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liu lanzhi next month.we can go and rob the wedding!a&b: good idea!j(惊讶): what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!ab&c: why? a pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!j: but lunch is my wife!we haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? i’ll go with you.you take the money and i take the bride.b: have you got any experience? j: no.but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(j和三强盗跃至台中)abc&j: hey you!stop and listen to us!a: the road is built by me!b: and i planted one tree.c: if you want to go by this street---j: give us all your money!(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)l(惊喜万分): johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)j(火冒三丈): how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you? l(哭状): i hurt a lot!j: don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine.(下)l(起身去追):wait for me!(跑下)

2.英语短剧剧本 篇二

人物：主持人、老狼、三只小猪

地点：野外 主持人：

Long long ago, there lived three little pigs and a wolf in the forest.(很久很久以前，森林里住着三只小猪和一只狼。)

Look!The three little pigs are coming.(瞧，三只小猪来啦！)小猪一： What are you doing.brothers?(你们在干嘛呢，哥哥们？)小猪二：

I’m building a house with leaves.(我在用叶子做房子呢)小猪三：

I’m building a house with sticks.(我在用木棍做房子呢)小猪一：

But leaves and sticks are not strong.(但是，叶子和木

棍一点也不坚固呀。)小猪二：

What are you doing ,little brother?(那你在做什么呢，小弟弟？)小猪一：

I’m building a house with sticks。（我用砖头做房子呢。）小猪二：

Bricks？ That’s very difficult!（砖头？ 那很困难啊！）小猪一：

I know, but sticks are very strong and safe!

(我知道，但是砖头很结实！)

主持人：

Oh… wolf is coming.Be careful, three little pigs(喔

…狼来了，小心点儿，三只小猪。)狼：

Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快

开门。)小猪二和三一起说：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！）

狼：吹

主持人： But leaves and sticks are not strong.（但是树叶和木棍

一点也不结实。）

The wolf blows down the house.(狼把房子吹倒了)

He eats the pigs（他把2只小猪吃了）

狼：

Little pigs ,little pigs open your door!(小猪小猪快

开门。)小猪一：NO NO NO go away！（不不不，你走开！）

狼：

吹

主持人：The wolf blows and blows.(狼吹了又吹)

But bricks are very strong(但是砖头做的房子非常坚

固。)

The wolf go away.(所以老狼灰溜溜的走了。)

3.如何编排英语短剧 篇三

在本次圣诞元旦双节联欢会上，我们班精心准备了一个英语童话剧《三只小猪盖房子》。因为本班是英语班，孩子们经过一年半每天接触英语，他们的英语水平有了明显地进步，如从最开始的只能念某个简单的单词，到后来的能跟读一些复杂的单词，再到现在能够完整地说一句话，他们的进步是有目共睹的。所以在学期中期，我有了一个为本班幼儿编排一个英语童话剧的想法。

英语剧不同于普通的话剧，要求幼儿在说英语的基础上还要有表情有动作。经过精心地挑选，最后我决定以《三只小猪盖房子》这个幼儿喜闻乐见的文本为剧本，在幼儿有经验的基础上，再表演起来就能更自然一些。文本选好了，接下来的工作就是把文本翻译成英文。但是英语的很多句式很有难度，不符合本班幼儿的年龄特点，针对这个问题，我主动请教外聘英语老师，自己也筛选，添改了一些情节。这里面不仅只有三只小猪和狼的角色，我还添加了一些如小鸟，大树，小花以及旁白的角色，另外，为了体现本学期英语教学里英文歌曲的学习，我把英文歌曲也编排到了剧本里，丰富了整个童话剧。在我们的共同努力下，剧本很快地诞生了。

4.英语短剧主持稿 篇四

女：尊敬的各位评委老师，

男：亲爱的同学们，大家（合）晚上好！

女：欢迎来到**大学英语短剧大赛决赛的现场。我是主持人许可。

男：我是主持人陆云松。

男：五月是风华正茂青春洋溢的季节

女：五月是激情闪耀放飞理想的季节

男：走进五月，拥抱阳光，绚丽青春的舞台

女：走进五月，张扬个性，演绎别样的精彩。

男：现在由我荣幸地宣布**大学英语短剧大赛决赛正式开始。

女：下面请允许我们来介绍一下莅临本次大赛的各位评委老师。他们是：

女：本次比赛，各位评委将根据英语口语表达，剧本主题，人气，道具以及时间的分配行综合评分，同时大赛设置两名一等奖，三名二等奖和五名三等奖也将在现场进行颁奖，在这里预祝各组参赛选手取得好的成绩！

男：自古以来秦王的暴政可是出了名的，因此，对其统治不满者也确实不在少数。，

女：的确是这样，我想其中最出名的还要算是荆轲了吧。

男：是的，荆轲的下场是极其悲惨的，但今晚舞台上的《荆轲刺秦王》却道出了荆轲之死的不同原因，那么到底是秦王杀了荆轲，还是小人害了荆轲呢？有请我们今晚的第一组参赛选手，来自外国语学院韩语0901班带来的《TheDeathOf“TheHero”》

女：大家掌声有请！

男：感谢外国语学院带来的精彩表演。在我印象中啊，有一部美国大片让我震撼，也颇有些惊叹

女：哦，是什么片子啊

男：《肖申克的救赎》，里面男主人公为了挣脱牢狱的束缚，获得自由，可谓是百年磨一剑

女：恩，是的，像这样反映越狱题材的影片的确很受大众欢迎。不过，今晚我们的舞台却上将上演一出“入狱”的精彩短剧。

男：入狱？

女：是的，主人公索比在冬天即将到来的时候，使尽各种办法想让警察逮捕他，从而发生了一系列可笑的事。

男：索比为什么要让警察逮捕他呢？让我们来欣赏由生物科学与技术学院的.同学带来的短剧《警察与赞美诗》

女：《thecopandtheanthem》掌声欢迎他们！

女：感谢生计学院的同学们的精彩演绎。人间有多种爱，而母爱却是其中最温馨、最令人感动的音符，它不仅仅是指母亲对孩子的爱，也包含着孩子对母亲的爱。一场突如其来的车祸使Anny永远的失去了母亲，对于一个孩子来说，生命怎能承受如此之重？下面请欣赏由医学院带来的英语短剧《Anotherdayinparadise》大家掌声有请！

男：感谢医学院同学们的带来的精彩表演。英国戏剧大师，莎士比亚写过这样一部喜剧，它有一个如梦如幻的名字，是莎翁青春时代最为成熟的喜剧作品，同时也是他最着名的喜剧之一。

女：哎，作为戏剧协会的一员，这个你可难不倒我，一定是《仲夏夜之梦》

男：没错儿，《仲夏夜之梦》中讲述了由“魔汁”引起的冲突及冲突被解决、有情人终成眷属的故事。

女：好，那就让我们有请旅游烹饪学院营养0901的赵莎莎等同学，为我们诠释莎翁这一经典的喜剧《仲夏夜之梦》，《AMidsummerNight”sDream》掌声有请。

男：刚才我们欣赏的是莎翁的经典喜剧，接下来参赛的这一组选手将为我们展示的是莎翁的经典悲剧：《KingLear》。它叙述了年事已高的李尔王意欲把国土分给3个女儿，口蜜腹剑的大女儿和二女儿因其宠信而瓜分国土，小女儿却因不愿阿谀奉承而一无所得。可当李尔王离位后，他会有怎样的遭遇呢？要想知道接下来的故事，还是让我们把目光聚焦在我们的参赛选手身上吧！旅游烹饪学院旅游0902班带来的《kingLear》有请！

女：感谢李尔王这一经典悲剧的精彩演绎。童年是真的梦，童年是梦的真。回望童年的时光，依稀可见那一座座神奇的城堡。

男：是的，还记得童话里那位美丽的白雪公主和那群可爱的小矮人吗？就是他们妙笔生花，把幸福写得源远流长。

女：下面有请社会发展学院的同学们带来的《SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs》，让我们一起去追寻着童话的梦。

男：掌声有请！

女：感谢社会发展学院带来的美丽童话。“孔雀东南飞，五里一徘徊。”流传上千年的经典爱情故事《孔雀东南飞》缠绵悱恻，哀伤情节令人动容。但今晚外国语学院日语0901班的同学们独辟蹊径，将在悲伤的情节中巧妙地增添一些喜剧的色彩，那么究竟这个故事会如何演绎呢？让我们拭目以待！掌声有请外国语学院日语0901班带来的孔雀东南飞《WandersEveryFiveMiles》！

女：感谢外国语学院带来的精彩表演。一段凄美的爱情故事，一曲感人肺腑的化蝶恋歌，

一场轰轰烈烈的抗婚运动，还有一份感天动地的深厚情谊。说到这里，我想大家都猜出这就是昔日**伯与祝英台的故事。

男：没错儿，今晚，我们有幸请来了现代反串版的梁祝，他们之间的爱情还能经得起生死的考验吗？想知道这个谜底，请欣赏建工学院同学们带来的《新梁祝外传》。《NewButterflylovers》掌声有请！

男：感谢建工学院的精彩演绎。作为丈夫，该如何逃避做家务的麻烦呢，Mr.Billy想出了一个看似荒谬，却又屡试不爽的办法，那到底是怎样的一个办法呢？让我们在下面的这个短剧中寻找答案。让我们掌声有请机械工程学院的同学们带来的《thecomedyofdoinghousework》！

男：感谢今晚参赛的所有选手！哎，听说我们今晚还请来了一组特别嘉宾--外国语学院英语短剧大赛初赛一等奖的获得者--外国语学院英教0901班，是这样吗？

女：没错儿，她们将再次把我们带入童话的梦境，瞧，那个即将幻化成美丽动人的舞会皇后的灰姑娘Cinderella，来了！大家掌声有请！

女：感谢嘉宾的精彩表演！谢谢！在欣赏完嘉宾表演之后，我们整场的比赛就画上句号了。

男：是的，接下来是我们的颁奖环节：获得本届**大学英语短剧大赛决赛三等奖的是……有请我们每个剧组派一名代表上台领奖

女：有请颁奖嘉宾……为我们的获奖选手颁奖！.

男：祝贺我们的获奖者，也感谢我们的颁奖嘉宾！

女：获得本届**大学英语短剧大赛决赛二等奖的是……有请获奖代表上台领奖！

男：有请颁奖嘉宾……有请！谢谢颁奖嘉宾！

女：祝贺我们的选手！最终获得一等奖的是……让我们用掌声欢迎获奖代表上台领奖！

男：有请……为我们的冠军剧组颁奖！

女：感谢嘉宾！谢谢！

男：我们有我们的青春舞台我们有我们的华丽剧章而我们已经展现了我们的丰硕成果

女：视觉与听觉的无线享受我们已经满足演员与导演的尽心演绎代表着我们已经成功

男：让我们用热烈的掌声为我们的“英语短剧比赛”画上一个圆满的句号！

5.英语短剧剧本两则（模版） 篇五

小狮子找食物（I Am Hungry）角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个。Act 1 雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar!I am the lion, the king of the forest.No one is stronger than me.Roar, roar!小狮：Daddy!I’m hungry.雄狮：You are big now.Be brave!Go and find your own food.小狮：But, I don’t know how.雄狮：Do it like me.Roar, roar!（怒吼）小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar!雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（露出尖利的牙齿）Go and do it now.小狮：Yes, daddy.Act 2 小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”）Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.He says there is nothing sweeter, Than a carrot everyday, Munch and crunch and run away.小狮：Hi, rabbit!I am hungry.Roar, roar!（小声地）小白兔：Do you want some carrots? 小狮：Yes, please.（小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜）小狮：Thank you.小白兔：Carrots are the best food.小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck!I don’t like it.Anyway, thank you, rabbit.（还红萝卜给小白兔）小白兔：You are welcome.（边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater” 离开）Act 3 三只小熊：（各拿着一碗粥，并唱着”Pease Porridge Hot”）Pease porridge hot, Pease porridge cold, Pease porridge in the pot, Nine days old.Some like it hot, Some like it cold, Some like it in the pot, Nine days old.Preasent Goat and Big Big Wolf 喜羊羊与灰太狼 剧本 Part1: 灰太狼的主题曲，几只小羊跳着欢快的舞蹈入场。喜羊羊：Oh!My dear friends.It is time to go to school!Let’s go!（校长出场迎接小羊）校长：Good morning!My children.Welcome to school!小羊们：Good morning,Master!校长：Hurry,It’s time for class.（一起走进教室）老师：Class begin!暖洋洋：Stand up,please!老师：Good morning,boys and girls.全体羊羊：Good morning,Miss Yang.老师：Sit down,please!I say you do.我说你们做。Sheep,I say you do.Touch your head.（羊们双手摸头)小羊们，我说你们做，双手摸头。Ware your arms（羊羊们挥动双手）挥动你们的双手。Hand in hand(羊羊们手拉手)Arm in arm(羊羊们互相拥抱)（老师出示一张图片“蛋糕”）What’s this? 全体羊羊：It’s a cake.这是蛋糕。

6.英语短剧剧本——大学生活的意义 篇六

生活的真正意义是什么？当我迈进大学开始，这个问题就在我的脑海盘旋。

（开始回忆最开始进入大学的时候）I still remember that day when I came here first day.（提着行李箱，站在南门，抬头着校门对大学充满了期望）As time goes by, I feel more and more confused about the college life.Because this problem has been bothering me for long.I try my best to find the answer, but everybody has his own feeling.我仍然记得我第一天来到这里的情形。时光流逝，我对于大学生活越来越困惑。这个问题困扰我很久了，我尽我所能的去寻找答案，但是人人都有自己的理解。

Scene 1 第一人：

旁白：Hey, guy, may I ask what university life is like in your mind? 同学，请问你心中的大学生活是什么样子的? A: well, speaking of university life, it should be rich.In my opinion, we shouldn’t waste the time.What we should do is to make good use of every minute.What’ more, young as we are, university life should be filled with passion.We should go out for the outside world, experiencing something new.A：奥，大学生活啊，应该是充实的。在我看来，不应该任时间被浪费掉。应该充分利用每一分钟。其次，对于年轻人而言，大学生活还应该是富有激情的。我们要多出去见识一下世面，多闯荡闯荡。

B:I rarely surf the Internet in my daily life, sometimes I just do for some profiles and current affairs.In my opinion,I think we should go out for a walk more, rather than stay in the dormitory, chat on the Internet, see some bad idol drama.Oh,look at this book,it is very wonderful and amazing,it is useful.I’ve been appealed to it.Oh.I am so sorry, It is time for listening.翻译：我平时很少上网，偶尔上网也是为了查查资料，了解时事而已啦。在我看来，我们应该多出去走走，而不是天天呆在宿舍，上网聊天，看些乱七八糟的偶像剧。看看这本书，它非常的精彩，也非常的有用。我已经被它深深的吸引了。哦，非常抱歉，我该练习听力了！

第三人：

旁白：hey, guy, what are you doing? C: studying of course, what else will you do, if you don’t study on campus? Shit!Stand by please, I’m very busy.Don’t bother me, OK? Come on!Come on!Come on!Oh my GOD!OK!OK!Take it easy.Frankly speaking, as an adult, what the most important is enjoying yourself here and now.We have no time before we really go to work.Don’t you think so?

C：当然是在学习吗！来大学不学习，那是来干什么的！

第四人：

D: Stupid Cunt!College isn’t the ivory tower that you have imagined!College is bridge which relates us to society.College students are supposed to take a knowledge for the society in advance and get out for the outside world!(QQ声音响起)Oh，It is high time that I talked about the practical job.Don’t bother me.旁白二：Having listened to all the answer, life is becoming more vast and hazy for me.I think it is not what I want.What exactly university life is like;I cannot wait for a second to find out the answer.I want to get more.在听了他们的答案后，我对生活更加迷茫。我想这不是我要的答案。那大学生活打底应该想什么样啊？我等不及了，我想知道更多的答案。

Scene 2 E: Now I am finally experiencing the university which I have been dreaming for a long time!I have dreamt about the university life is this?(早上9点才起床，伸懒腰，戴上眼镜。在床上完了一会手机，一晃就10点半啦。慢吞吞的下床，继续打游戏)E: However, now this is like:(凌晨5点半起床，匆匆忙忙起床，在电脑上查阅资料，写作业，一直重复这样的工作直到12点，才缓缓地上床睡觉。

F: Now that we have come to university, I thought it would be like this: But actually:(与美女擦肩邂逅，共同学习，约会；实际上，碰了一个哥们儿，成为了好基友)

旁白三：My dormitory mates don’t give me the answer.I would figure out my life.I would catch the true meaning of the college life.我的室友没有给我答案。我想自己去追寻生活，我自己去找寻真谛。

Scene 3

C: Hi!Did you see the recruitment of a variety of part-time job? It sounds nice!嗨，你看到了很多兼职在招人吗？听上去不错额！

D: I saw that!There would be a lot of little posters around the university, says “Recruitment……100 Yuan an hour.” I have just done plenty of part-time jobs, such as a private tutor, a laptop salesman, a KFC salesman and so on.Let me see, oh, adding up to five.I think that I could make much money.我看见了。校园里到处都是很多小广告，上面写着“招聘……一小时100元”我已经找了很多兼职了，比如家教，电脑销售员，肯德基服务员等等。让我想想，加起来有5个吧。我想这可以转不少的钱啦

C: Oh my god, five? You must be crazy.You have taken in so many part-time jobs, will you have enough time to complete your study? Don’t forget that you have also joined the Student’s Union.我的天哪，5个？你肯定是疯了。你找了这么多兼职，你还是时间学习吗？别忘了，你还参加了学生会额。

D: You thought too much, association is just a few people gathering around for playing, how busy can we be?（OK,OK,I know ,Thank you for giving me the opportunity）, I’m gonna have an interview, baby, wait for me here!

你想多了，学生会只是一群人聚在一起玩，我们怎么可能会忙啊？（好的，好的，谢谢你给我这次机会），我现在有一个面试，亲爱的，等我啊！

Scene 8 Midnight 深夜

C: Why did you come back so late? Is it that you have found a girl in the society and unwilling to come back to dormitory again? 你怎么回来这么晚啊？是不是在外面找了个女朋友不愿意回寝室啦？

D: Stop it!What are you babbling? I got up early in the morning to help them publicize our society, in the afternoon I attended a meeting ,and I just come back from my part-time job.Tomorrow I’ll get up early to prepare a plan.How can I have the time to meet girls? 闭嘴吧！你脑子在想些什么？我一大早起床帮助他们安排学生工作，下午我又去开会，我现在才做了兼职回来。明早我还得准备一个策划啊。我哪有时间约会？

C:See what.I’ve told you.You have undertaken too much works, sooner or later you’ll get your hands full.看吧，我早告诉你了，你做这么多工作，迟早你会手忙脚乱的。D:Then you’re satisfied to sit here and play LOL with you all day along? 总比你安于待这儿整天打游戏吧

C: You must have forgotten that it is tomorrow that the higher mathematics homework should be hand on.你肯定忘了明天高数课要交作业啊。

D: What? Come on, let me copy yours.There is no time！什么，快，让我抄一下，没时间了

C: It is you to write the movie script of your English group, you won’t be able to finish them all.你还要写英语剧本额，你肯定不可能完成的。

旁白四：I will complete my college life.Although I have done so many matters, I make my life mess.I found that I am not what I just thought.I don’t become a xueba, I don’t find a girlfriend……I am still caught in trouble.Maybe you have got an better answer? 我即将完成我的学业。尽管我做了很多，但是我却将他们弄得一团糟。我发现我和当初想的完全不一样。我没有成为学霸，没有找到女朋友……我还是迷茫。也许你会有更好的答案。

结尾视频：(大家一起拍)From this video, I don’t know whether you understand college life.But no matter what you do , no matter what you think ,never waste your every minute.（最后一句大家一起说）Because time doesn’t wait you!

7.儿童英语短剧剧本1 篇七

Three Little Pigs

三只小猪

Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with their mother.Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong are brother pigs.They are very lazy.They eat and sleep all day.Long-Long is the youngest pig.She works all day.She helps her mother to do the housework.Christmas is coming, so mother pig asks the three little pigs to build their own houses.）

(旁白： 三只小猪和他们的妈妈住在一起。丁丁和东东是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是最小的，她整天帮着妈妈做家务。圣诞节快来了，妈妈叫他们自己去盖房子。)Mother pig: Sweetie, Christmas is coming.You are old enough to make your own houses.Goodbye, little pigs.Build a house.Be careful of the wolf.(你们已经长大了，你们得为自己盖间房。再见，孩子们。去盖间房。小心狼。)

Pigs: Yes, Mum.Goodbye.(好的，妈妈。再见。)

Wolf: I’m hungry.Look!Three little pigs for dinner.Mmm.(我饿了。看，三只小猪可以做我的美餐。)Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers?（哥哥，你们在干什么？）Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves.（我在用树叶盖房子。）Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks.（我在用树枝盖房子。）

Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong.And sticks aren’t strong，either.（可树叶和树枝都不够牢固啊。）Brother pigs: But they are easy.What are you doing, sister?（但这样盖多容易啊。你在干什么，小猪妹？）

Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks.（我在用砖头盖房子。）Brother pigs: Bricks!That’s very difficult.（用砖头盖，那太难了。）Sister pig: I know.But bricks are strong.（我知道，可是砖头很坚固。）

Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished.Let’s have a nap.（噢，我们盖好了。我们打个盹吧。）Sister pig: My house is finished.My house is strong.（我的房子盖好了，我的房很坚固。）Wolf: Little pigs.Little pigs.Open your Doors!（小猪，小猪，快开门！）Brother pigs: No.No.Go away.（不开，不开。快走开。）

Wolf: This is very easy.Sticks and leaves aren’t strong.（这太容易了。树枝和树叶都不牢固。）Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down.Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run to Long-Long’s house.（旁白：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东东跑到龙龙家。）Brother pigs: Help!Help!（救命!救命!）

Wolf: Stop, you two pigs.（站住，你这两只小猪。）Brother pigs: Open the door, sister.The wolf is coming.Let me in.（妹妹，快开门。狼来了，让我们进去。）

Long-Long: Come in, please.Don’t worry.My house is strong.（快进来。别担心，我的房子很坚固。）

Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are Here.Little pigs.Little pigs.Open the door!(他们跑哪儿了？噢，他们在这儿。小猪，快把门打开。)

Three pigs: No.No.Go away.You bad wolf.(不开，不开。快走开。你这只恶狼。)Wolf: I’ll blow it down.(我要吹倒它。)

Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows.He blows and blows.But the house is very strong.(旁白：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。可是房子非常坚固。)

Wolf: I’ll hit it.Oh.(我要撞倒它。噢！)

Long-Long: Let’s boil the water.(我们把水烧开。)Brother pigs: OK.(好的。)

Wolf: Oh, oh!It’s hot.It’s hot.(噢！噢！好烫，好烫。)Three pigs: Hooray!The wolf is gone.The wolf is gone.(好啊！狼跑了，狼跑了。)